I’ve had roaches before. I’d pick the person 10 out of 10 times.
Same.
Person. Odds are that they’re not as bad as media has been trying to convince us that we are; that said, 1k(4) cockroaches can still be managed with enough effort
I’m sorry but 1K^4 is a trillion cockroaches in which case you have Time Lord Technology in your attic
Unless the person is there to kill me they win easily
Call police they leave issue solved.
Tell me you’re not black without telling me you’re not black
Oh absolutely, the person’s relationship with the police definitely matters.
Lol.
All the person has to do to avoid arrest is be calm and assertive; if he insists that you invited him, that he paid you rent, that it’s his house, here’s the police response:
“That’s a civil matter, you’re going to have to call a lawyer.”
If he’s competent, he may even have a deed with the town’s seal already in it. Anyone can file anything in the land records. It’s up to title holders to protect their titles and clear any fraudulent entries.
While true, if they’re “living” there, they’re most likely in the attic or crawl space or something. Or they have no items of their own. Anything is possible and there are always outliers, but the chances are pretty low they got set up enough to convince people they’re legitimately there.
P.s. going to check my basement…
This probably feels like a type of thing that happens much more often than it actually does. But for real I’m going to go check my basement too.
A few hundred dollars will take care of the roach problem
The human is the biggest wild card situation yet and you’re immediately going into fight or flight no matter what
A person. It’s your property and you can have the police come and evict them. Very easy to do.
Roaches on the other hand…
Cockroaches. You can call the secret police and have them exterminated.
On the other hand if they are in my attic I am probably gonna be exterminated too.
Person, easily. 1k roaches means i’m bound to find another 1k all around the house on the following weeks.
Person, easy
If I hadn’t noticed them before now, then they’re a spectacular neighbor
1000 half burned joints please.
Roaches don’t survive in my climate, bring 'em on. (Also, millennials have no idea what it’s like to own a home so what’s an “attic”?)
Dead or alive?
1000 roaches? So like… more toys for my cat?
roach squishing noises
I live in an apartment building, I’ll take the person. Roaches won’t stick to the attic.
At least I know how to kill the roaches and dispose of the bodies. Plus, no one cares if I kill the roaches.
Roaches, but I suppose enough bug bombs would work either way
to think that there’s probably someone in just about any city living with both.
