He never hasn’t been.

Someone else said “boofing the apple,” so now you have to live with reading that, too.

Where do you think we are?

No, that’s the opposite. This isn’t satire, but I thought that it was because it was so ridiculous.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

What do you call it when you think an article actually is from The Onion for far too long?

They shoulda made it out of the same stuff as the flight recorder, too

Savory grapes

Well, at least I’m not feeding it to my kids any more. They can poison themselves and their families with their own heavy metals.

Relieved to learn I was already buying relatively safe cinnamon and cinammon-adjacent products. Thanks.

Sure, but did you beat the shit out of him for good measure?

Oh yeah, it’s almost legible

Those are the left arms tho

On the hardware, it’s all GOTOs

Thank you for your contribution

In the grand scheme of the universe, we are all equally worthless. It logically follows that all of our opinions matter equally!

Clearly your opinion is very worthful

It’s whimsical, Leland.

Besides, I already wrote the tagline: “Come for the cheese, stay for the T’s”

I was imagining that their point was that police officers are supposed to be fit.

Yeah, there’s always some exception. Hope your friend is doing well.