Holy shit, he actually said that.
This, right here, is a prime example of a political headline that looks like it comes from The Onion.
The onion is coming from inside the house!
That’s probably why it’s posted in a forum for real headlines that look like they’re from The Onion.
I actually wasn’t sure until I checked the URL.
It’s like a reflex now.
Thinking, “Holy shit! Is that even real?”
Checks URL.
Sigh, “Yeah, it’s real…”
Not going to lie. His felon status has very little to do with why I won’t vote for him
Is it the rape? It’s the rape I bet.
Nah, the hair
Honestly, if you don’t want to vote for a rapist or someone who helped facilitate rape you are shit out of luck at this point. I just want someone who can run a country.
It’s time we take seditionists out of the Sheriff’s Departments.
The buildings would be empty
Ah yes, so basically rage against the machine are all drinking ‘I told you so’ juices for the foreseeable future.
They and the Dead Kennedys are just constantly raising toasts to each other
Mission accomplished, I guess
Out of the gene pool entirely
Cop literally wants a convicted felon to run the country, I can’t come up with a better satire for how little police care about rule of law… Or a better argument for the “Ban the Box” initiative
I’m definitely all for loosening restrictions on former felons… Look bro, if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can’t vote or hold jobs if they’ve done their time right?
I couldn’t own firearms or vote but this motherfucker could be president? Literally makes no sense and moreso if you read the reasoning as to why voting rights and firearm right can be restricted.
You can be president too.
Actually no I can’t.
Not born in the states?
Cant/won’t provide identifiable information.
to be fair, he was attempting satire – he is ‘switching sides’ and now wants a felon to run the country.
They’re so bad at everything lol WOOSH on satire
if we can have a convicted felon running for office, no reason why they can’t vote or hold jobs if they’ve done their time right?
That’s a fair point: Once Trump has done his time then he can run for president.
This sheriff would need to check the color of their hat before he agrees or not. And the color of their skin.
Maybe you don’t understand the important facts.
I’ve heard you have to think like a criminal to catch one, but i have not heard let a criminal run your goverment to stop crime. but it really makes sense if you don’t think about it, making nothing illegal would mean no more crime.
making nothing illegal would mean no more crime
Nah, they’d focus on the important crimes, like pot smoking and abortions.
Or being the wrong color, loving the wrong person or reading the wrong books
Look, I’m all for equal representation and equal opportunity for everyone. The US had a black president already, which is awesome, but I’m not thinking the next step here is to “recently convicted felon”. Maybe try for a woman as president first?
Just saying.
There’s a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on “first felon president.”
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First Woman President
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First Openly Gay President
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First Asian/Pacific Islander President
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First Albino President
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First Teenage President
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First Werewolf President
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First Teenage Werewolf President
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First Robot President
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First Robot Teenage Werewolf President
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First Normal President
We could go on and on too.
Try and start easy with an openly atheist president and work from there
Key word being “openly”. Funny Trump’s followers think he believes in God and isn’t just pandering to them.
Yup that’s why I put that word in there
First Robot President
Is Nixon available ?
Arooooo
Cruz looked like he had a shot in 2016
i’m pretty sure theres a lower age limit for president so unfortunately Teenager, Werewolf teenager, and Robot teenage werewolf are out
Drats, we were so close.
First Robot Teenage Werewolf President
I’m ready to serve.
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Robot Teenage Werewolf President
Leader of the free world; Werewolf power!
He’s the USA’s most fearsome being.
He’s a werewolf in a high school, and a teen.
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Women, Asian and Pacific islander people are all normal. I propose a woman like that who is normal, who multiracial and LGBT. Usually mommas know what is best for the kids. So why not the ultimate love momma? You mess with us and we’ll f-u up. You work with us and we’ll love you to pieces. So I propose momma bear. Even better if she’s well educated with a medical PhD and…but I mean, why not a hotel maid? My mom was a hotel maid and she’s got the best heart and mind you’ll ever meet. Don’t need a PhD to be president.
Usually mommas know what is best for the kids. So why not the ultimate love momma? You mess with us and we’ll f-u up. You work with us and we’ll love you to pieces. So I propose momma bear.
Wasn’t that Palin’s shtick?
Women, Asian and Pacific islander people are all normal.
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Don’t need a PhD to be president.
Not holding our leaders to a higher standard is how we got here. I want my leader to be much smarter than me.
This is ridiculous! We will never have a teenage president because you have to be 35 to run. Proof the whole thing is rigged.
First Normal President
Hey now, let’s be realistic here.
How about a young guy with truly progressive ideas? I find it hard to believe no one ever gains enough traction with social media the way it is, or maybe it’s because social media is the way it is. Or maybe people like that just don’t get into politics.
How about a young guy with truly progressive ideas?
What are you, insane???
The gnostics wouldn’t accept any president. I’m expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.
I’m expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.
This reminds me of one of those furries who always has to interject in any role playing situation that they’re furries and their character is a furry despite nobody in the gaming session actually asking or encouraging that person.
Why?
The things you think that people care about are most often the things people care least about.
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Yknow there’s a strong argument to be made had Hillary won, she would have been circumventing the 2 term rule
You have a curious definition of “strong argument”.
Oh cmon. If Bill hadn’t married her, he’d be a retired lawyer in Little Rock today. Any other first ladies end up Secretary of State in another administration a decade later?
Is there more to the argument because it looks like you’re kinda jumping from “she became secretary of state” to “she would’ve been 3 term”. She was qualified to be president despite Bill.
Imagine misunderstanding the implication she was running the show the whole time this hard
Have people been telling you that’s insane when you say it clearly and directly?
No. Most people have a functioning brain and noticed themselves, and it was clear and direct to begin with.
Under the same logic, wouldn’t Biden also be ineligible because he was also in the white house (as vp) for 8 years?
Well no, because Obama wasn’t Bidens puppet.
this guy looks like he’s the model for several cartoon characters
Over all I hope our electoral college of people who we don’t even know can vote for a good president for us. You know a Republic, lol. I hate kings, but random assholes chosen by random assholes are A-OK.
it’s time to put all the police in jail
edit: and judges
Time to learn what you’re consigning us to over your mostly trivial shit. Don’t buy it before you try it!
So brave. To be so openly corrupt…
When consequences are for others it isn’t ‘brave’.
…to be corrupt. I was obviously being sarcastic.
You have to watch the video (or read the whole article), he’s being sarcastic
I read it and watched the video.
The video was of sarcastic tone, but he was totally serious about his support for Trump.
He makes it seem like California is just this lawless place of criminals running around everywhere, because of what he claims of slashed police force budgets and closed prisons.
When he had a deputy get caught with a bunch of fentanyl supplied by the cartel, and his police force had an increased budget of 270 million since 2019.
He’s totally one of those “rules for thee, not for me” kind of people.
Riverside sucks anyway.
Does he care about people not caring about the rule of law?
Or is he just upset he cant run his little fiefdom like a tyrant like cops would have been able to 30 years ago before cameras and youtube?
Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski.
Who wants to bet we find something nasty on this dude in the next six months?
Why wait?
No, too easy. I’d only accept bets on how much of what material is found - like “31 Terabytes of furry porn” or “452 illegal WW1 weapons”.
We’re both wrong. He’s basically an openly dirty cop. https://lemmy.world/comment/10439983
This should immediately disqualify you from holding any law enforcement position.
So basically he’s saying he has no faith or confidence in the criminal justice system? Wouldn’t that kind of… I dunno… disqualify you from a job in the criminal justice system?
I’ve think a lot of cops express how unhappy they are with the justice systems. Imagine getting a call for a domestic abuse. Show up and see this piece of shit beat his wife and kid. You arrest them and put them in jail. 6 months later you get another call same fucking guy same fucking thing. The courts gave him a reduced sentence. Rinse and repeat for your career. You’re catching the same dirt bags over and over and the justice system keeps putting them back out there cause they either are too lenient or under funded to handle them. Cops can make the arrest but have no control over the justice system. I get a lot of us hate cops but I think we can all empathize how hard it would be to see the same people every couple months victimizing the same people
Or we could try a system that actually tried to rehabilitate people. Nah, that’s too much work. Best just keep people in jail.
Many don’t want to change. They know what they know and lifestyle is set in. Like asking if you can be rehabilitated to be a trump supporter. Some thing’s are just in you and will never change
Many may be victims of a legal system that incentivizes recidivism and bullshit laws.
For profit prisons need bodies to get federal cash, plus the cash from the underpaid labor the prisoners provide.
I’m sure it would cost the government less to implement social programs that help nurture and support everyone than to continue to subsidize and pay private prisons.
I have no proof of anything. But saying most don’t want to change seems hyperbolic and dog whistle-y.
A very small minority are probably wired wrong and are indeed unchanging in their ways, I’d say the vast majority were set up to fail for profit.
Ykniw there’s a very large anti cop contingent on the Trump side. Do you really think the Jan 6 types are really into law n order? You think most rednecks like cops? It’s suburban play acting rednecks that are into thin blue line horseshit.
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Higher rates mean what regarding what I have said?
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Breonna Taylor thinks you are a cop apologist.
2 things can be true at the same time
"It’s cops fault, it might be my fault.”
He’s on some level aware how fucked it is and his part in it. But it seems like he’s desperately asking someone to tell him “no it’s not, you’re helping!”
His whole rant is about how the governor and legislature are against him, and he doesn’t quite grasp why we voted for that.
Since when has that stopped any cops at all?
On the surface of only the quote. I agree.
If a felon was in the White House, I think we’d finally see some genuine prison reform, and if we’re lucky, for profit prisons being outlawed.
Can you imagine a Danny Trejo type in the White House? Someone who deeply cares that prison is reformative and not punishment?
But not Donny Felon. He’s just going to commit more crimes.
God I would vote for Trejo. I’m not sure it would work well in the end. I’m not sure he could manage to do the proper negotiations to get anything useful done. But it would be one hell of a statement.
Get the guy that played Dwayne Elizando something Mt. Dew Comacho to be Trejo’s VP
