oh, I wasn’t familiar with it

literally only a male boomer and maybe some of their senile mothers and whipped wives would find this funny. its like -858 likely to happen…

I guess its like ironically witnessing something but without the irony…

I hate it when people say shit like “a unique twist on pasta” like there aren’t already millions of ‘unique twists’. Humans have already put everything on pasta and pasta in everything.

Or another one I encounter too often “my own special [recipe/method/style/etc]” and the secret ingredient is… its just bad. no secret just bad.

If I was a nintendo switch era baby I totally would be sucking on a game card all the time.

Me as a kid sucking on grapefruit rind for the bitterness

meanwhile I’m sketched out by the tires on my uncles old road bike that say max 90 psi wheras mine say like 20 or so.

worth at least that much more than them dead too

looks like the brand is in some local shops. I’ll check them out next shopping day

if there is a sriracha sauce somewhere in the world thats actually this hot I want it, but normally its nothing like this.

With the states undermining their own education system, they will soon easily fall victim to such attacks too if they aren’t already that far along.

edit: Looks like the US attempt was iffy at best too

I don’t know what you mean by this and I may be better off not knowing

omfg. I randomly was at white spot the other day because of people that actually like the food there somewhow, and the old guys at the table behind us were literally this. I find most people uncomfortable to be around, but damn can it ever be worse.

sounds more like he loitered around quite a bit when anyone else would be long gone

I’m glad we had sex ex in school before that class got shut down by the parents that wouldn’t even be affected because they homeschool their kids or have them in rape-church private school.

I feel bad for black people though. I remember as a kid being at a friend’s house when his little brother got pretty much this talk.

Shoot him before the train runs him over?

you secretly wish she had never been born
you secretly wish you hadn’t bought her a gun
what were you thinking?
but now it’s too late…

I definitely dont miss the days of no uuid’s + ribbon cables and master/slave jumpers

wtf alien banana are you talking about

all caps keming…