At this point, the idea of Luigi is more important than the man. And it doesn’t hurt that the media’s been fucking up and forgetting to call him an ALLEGED killer.
So he’d be the reverse of OJ, in that he’d be found innocent of a crime he didn’t commit, but beloved by everyone as most believe he did to it. (Whereas with OJ being found innocent of a crime he DID commit made him hated because everyone believe he did, infact, do that shit)
With this, Trump has done more since winning the election to protect transpeople than the whole of the Democratic Party
That’s not me coming around on Trump, that’s me being pissed at how the DNC has been pointing at pointing at people like me and yelling “HE DID IT! HIS SPORTSBALL PLAYING LOST US THIS ELECTION!”
And no I’m not a he, nor do I give the slightest fuck about Sportsball
It was over a refusal to fix his back, not give him pills.
Find him not guilty, the world celebrates the jury that spared Luigi and he goes onto become a hero.
Find him guilty, the world shames the judge that killed Luigi and he goes onto become a martyr.
There’s no winning for the corporate elite here
I’m tried of this cynical pseudo-history.
Classic atheist response to every situation.
I wonder how the other me is doing in the timeline where Kamela Harris said on election night
“What’s a black job? President of the United States! You’re Fired you son of a bitch!”
God I wish there was a God.
Wow, this epic Chad redditor watches Rick and Morty!
They absolutely do not. The only reason it’s celebrated over there is because “It’s an American thing, don’t you wanna do the trendy American thing?”
No joke, they eat KFC for Christmas because KFC was doing poorly in Japan, but they realized it was considered “trendy” and “cool” to do “The American Thing”, so they just gaslight everyone into thinking KFC is a Christmas Tradition in America, and somehow they still believe that.
Literally slavery
Scarcity of anything is a bad idea. Shouldn’t we WANT to live in a land of plenty?
The fact that the human race sees scarcity as a good thing…
Is everything I need to justify misanthropy in its most literal form (Hatred of humanity)
Dear Mayor
You aren’t the hero New York looks up to, you’re the villain of the story.
From Literally Everyone
People say “Pardoning Hunter ruined his legacy.”
Pardoning Hunter was the right thing to do. The Republicans hounded him when they realized they had no real dirt on Biden, and basically got him via an unhonored plea deal for a crime that not even Joe Q. Public would get convicted for. Hunter was only convicted because his last name was Biden.
Pardoning the “Kids for Cash asshole” as you put it, was a rubber stamp affirming that Joe Biden only cares about the people on HIS side of the on-going class war. It cemented that if Hunter was in the same situation but not named Biden, he wouldn’t have given a shit. And THAT destroyed his legacy, at best he was the “Good Cop” in a “Bad Cop, Good Cop” game, and need I remind you both cops are trying to convict you, even if they know damn well you didn’t do that shit.
It’s
probablydefinitely happening with Mitch McConnell.
ftfy
How the fuck does a Senator go missing for SIXTH FUCKING MONTHS and no one bothers looking for them.
Oh I could easily see him winning the Criminal Case and losing a Civil.
They’d probably not even care during the Civil Case if he killed Brian or not, they’d just talk about how “Because the news cycle about Louie G over here we lost stonks.”