And sometime you might need to crawl. And sometime you might need someone to carry you.

you are right this is 85% completely unrealistic.

I had to learn that China invaded Tibet because Tibetan Buddhism practiced generational slavery.

I wonder what China thinks of the slavery in the USA ?

take-backsies as the basis for foreign policy

I do not agree with the use of “prankster”.

People can try and be the helpers at any point. Life can be like that. You don’t have to accept it. But it don’t hurt to try.

and a partridge in a pear tree

she shutdown the five hole!

best comic i have seen in months

Happy Holidays!

First millennials were mocked for wanting part of The American Dream; now Millennials are being mocked for a few of them having a bit of it from the “COVID+inheritance” effect.

The WSJ should be ripped asunder. It is an insult to birds to line birdcages with it.

Oh you want to move the goals posts from “derived powers” to “judicial action” ?

neat trick.

The Mayor of NYC had nothing better to do, too.

Hermes was never violent.

that’s a trick question: pigs don’t shower

i apologize. i’m going to stop calling police pigs. i have been working on it for a year and failing but i am going to xmas gift myself the right to stop calling them pigs.

why do beards make men shitheels ?

even santa only gives the good stuff to rich kids

the fcc has derived powers

the faa has derived powers

the sec has derived powers

Caroling is the new/old threat vector.

as someone that has a person living in their attic … FOR FREE, RUPERT … I would say neither.

Bezos wants Amazon work to be some kind of national service.

Interesting to see that echoed here.

Liquid Death has an unusual range of merchandise, some are tongue-in-cheek.

ew