I will also accept:

“Thunder… Thunder. Thunder! ThunderCats!!! Hooooooooooooooooo!”

A ukulele is just a soprano bass

Just so you know, I have a fragile alliance with the heroes because if the sun blows up I won’t be able to take over the Tri-State area!

Happy High-lidays starring that one dude from all the stoner movies and 3 people you’ll never see again.

I hate it. I want to touch it, but I hate it.

Welcome to Costco, we love you!

I was waiting on a pickup order for food once and a lady walks in and started going off because it was 8:07, she didn’t have her food, and her order was supposed to be ready at 8:05. There’s like 10 people waiting, they are obviously overwhelmed and doing the best they can.

Me, being a bigger guy as well, chimed in with: “It’s obviously busy in here, they’re doing their best. I’ve been waiting patiently for about 10 minutes, and some people have been here longer than me.” Another guy chimed in “My order was due at 7:45, calm down lady!” She huffed and walked away from the counter glaring at us.

A few minutes later the worker came out and says “Order for Karen?” Lady grabs her bag and leaves… Other guy and I share a look and both started laughing.

I got a $10 gift card for my “inconvenience”.

I’m definitely going to start using this one!

Thanks!

You’d end up with Schrödinger’s Evil

So this is… The Deadpool?

I think I’m still using 2.6.something…

Looks about the same, but I didn’t know they hit 3 finally. Time to upgrade, break everything, and loose all my custom brushes & textures!

Coat everything in neon accents so it’s an interesting dystopia.

Goes from snow cruiser to beach cruiser real easy

Now I want to make a Cloak & Dagger tree…

Triangle Pizza = We appreciate you very much!

I’ll spend $100 to make you feel “appreciated” instead of something actually beneficial.

Full-dive VR is the only difference between this reality & a cyberpunk dystopia.

This D&D alignment chart is weird…

I was on reddit long enough to remember the early days with the slew of novelty accounts. It was glorious.

As long as Tennessee brings whiskey, I’m listening!

I feel like the presence of dogs would increase the chances of peanut butter being used…