Vanilla (flavor) may be ubiquitous, but it’s not “plain” or boring. Certainly not if made right! That’s the false equivalency…

Touché.

^(pronounced ^“tuchie”)

Who are you and how did you get in here!?

“seat-pee-ers”?

r/FloridaWoman

“I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.”

“It’s not like you’ve lost a pen, is it? It’s so much worse… Would you like a pen? I have a spare one. …Please take it.”

They meant “commode” , where their sense of entitlement is from.

Please don’t drill hooks into me.

Remember: These people vote.

Sorry, misread that!

You Coqsucker.

I’ve seen optimistic estimates that Linus makes ~$10 million per year from Red Hat stock. Even if that were true, it would take 100 years for him to be a billionaire. Can we focus on the actual billionaires before coming for him?

I don’t think she’s a porn star.

Work is work. They’re patting down people and scanning x-ray screens. If you disagree with the TSA, vote to abolish it. Until then, requiring that department to work without pay only affects the Working Class.

It’s sad that this is apparently a unique take. Sure, “fuck giant corporations”, I agree. But pay the fucking workers who literally do everything.

Uh… yep. That’s what I meant.

I don’t want nor will ever have kids, so please take it to heart when I say: You are behaving like an immature toddler.

The racists have installed a South African president. 😂

If you run out of people to judge, remember: you can always judge the destitute!

Roaches don’t survive in my climate, bring 'em on. (Also, millennials have no idea what it’s like to own a home so what’s an “attic”?)