Fellow NJ-ian here. I have definitely driven on frozen lakes when I was a stupid teenager. TBH they were more like tiny ponds though.

I always thought my kink was too specific, but look, there it is for all to see.

I really enjoy the ::woosh:: in the comments over the symbolism.

Random word generator about 15 years ago, been my handle ever since.

Guys have you not tried pegging? Highly recommend.

First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

I’m ready to serve.

Oh man, have a link to the recording you’re referencing?