Finally the Jews are blaming the Catholics for something.

See, even Jesus was cool with conforming to the oligarchy. He only got pissed when they were exchanging money in front of the temple. Because… who controls the temple?

What a coincidence, every holiday season I also release a few handfuls.

Imma grinch all in that hoo

Was Long John Silvers even around in the 80s? The quality of fast food was definitely better, but I think there were fewer options. I remember Taco Bell was not absolute garbage back then.

It seems like by the 90s you had more options. 90s JITB was awesome.

THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫💪🏻👍🏻😎🍔🍺

(Am I doing this right ml?)

Should have gone to Little Caesars

The friends we made along the way.

But the d12 would be denser and heavier right? At range, I’d go with the d12 or d20 for more damage. I suppose for close up melee a d4 or d8 might be somewhat more effective against chain or cloth armor.

It’s my emotional support hooker.

Praise beaver Jesus.

I like a buttery Chardonnay

Maybe it will also ward against extra scrutiny from law enforcement. Maybe.

If you pay extra for the service, they will disable the lights for you.

If you keep playing the sounds will they just keep building the dam? How do they know when to stop?

Before reading the text I was expecting a Saddam joke. After reading seems even more applicable.

I kind of think they don’t know what to do about this.

It doesn’t seem smart for them to make him a martyr. Doesn’t seem smart to Epstein him.

That would make him a martyr. I’m thinking the plan is to lock him up in max for life, then control the media narrative whenever his name comes up again.

Maybe they should charge his parents too, like they did with some other school shooters. But wait, his parents are rich and the other ones lived in trailer parks.

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