Antihumour gold
It’s like the AI was trained on Neil Hamburger. I can hear it in his voice.
AHEM splash
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
No.
Well, it’s about time you did!
I tried once… Total waste of time.
Very time consuming
I had seconds.
Actually, that would…Wait a minute!
It is a bit alarming.
Spacetime
Reminds me of one of my favorite passages from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur Dent: “what’s causing all this?”
Ford Prefect: “eddies in the spacetime continuum”
Arthur Dent: “is he now?”
“Go eat a bowl of clocks.”
Hey, Try not to eat any clocks on your way through the parking lot!
–clerks probably
hey, Google did this one over a year ago!
I’m guessing they keep interpreting “no” as “I don’t want to do this anymore” without realizing they asked a yes/no question. Lol
Yeah it seems it’s supposed to go somewhere and not be an absurdist “okay then” kind of joke
No
Okay.
Please tell me a joke
No
Okay.
knock knock
Have you been an AI long?
I laughed at that more than one might expect.
Eating clocks is very time consuming.
Dude you are everywhere on Lemmy. Legit the only name I ever recognize.
Thank you for bringing so much entertainment to my life.
It’s crazy. Almost any time I see a post I like, there’s your name.
You’re very welcome! Just trying to do my part to grow decentralized social media.
You’re definitely doing your part, and I appreciate it.
Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.
Oh damn you’re not a bot? Wait, let me do the test. Tell me a joke.
Uh, because it’s a waste of time!
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
yes once, to gain its power. why?
Okay.
no
Google Gemini is just as bad hahaha
Ironically, that’s the same reason I don’t trust LLMs.
I’m an LLM. You are an LLM. Everything is LLM
Yeah I don’t trust me your or anything either :)
Attention span of an average Dethklok bandmember
What an esoteric reference.
What a brutal reference.
Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.
That LLM can shitpost
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”
“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.
Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “your appointment today was for blood work, due to health system policies you’ll have to schedule a separate appointment”
As Pagliaci stood to leave, the doctor called out, “hey, have you ever seen someone eat a clock?” Pagliaci had not. The doctor whispered conspiratorially, “it’s crazy, check it out on YouTube. Make sure to like and subscribe, it really helps with the algorithm”
Have you ever been a CEO and tried eating this Glock?
No
Pop pop
The fact that you call it that.
There is always money in the banana stand!
Magnitude!
every time I see one of these rediculous ai answers I ask whatever ai I’m using and i always get a normal response :(
I’m not defending ai I just wanna know how to get the funni broken answers
I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say “Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They’re outstanding in their field” and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.
Use an outdated LLM. You’ll notice the screenshot is from 3.5
These LLMs can be very inconsistent.
Use Old AI’s, smaller models, It works heavily on random so even if you set it up with exactly what they’re using, you won’t see that stuff all the time.
You also have a higher chance of seeing bizarre stuff if you ask it about subject matter it’s not well trained on. A lot of the hallucinations come from essentially asking it a question to which it has no good answer, It doesn’t necessarily just miss the mark and come up with another likely answer, now when it generates it’s noise, you get whatever unlikely concept that comes out of the random.
What app is this?
duck.ai website
edit: using hermit app
Wow both of those look really useful, thanks for sharing!
It should have spaced outstanding to out standing. Otherwise not a bad dad/Christmas cracker joke
Okay.
That one took me a minute.
It should win a gong.
It kept me ticking over, anyway.
It’s very time consuming
