Oh man, I forgot about MUDs until reading your post. What a throwback to a simpler time. I was hooked on one that sounded like a spider - Arachnea or something.

Relatable

My vibes going into 2025.

I grew up in farm country and used to be besties with a girl who, EVERY time she saw a cow, would say “Hey Kit, did you know that those are special cows? They’re outstanding in their field” and she would crack up. This happened multiple times a week for years. I still think of it every time I drive through farm country.

Ngl I laughed at this, so the joke worked.

Y’all got an inheritance? All I got was a funeral bill.

I think they got the hug of death when the Winter sale started.

There’s a pizza spot near my hometown that serves square slices, and their dough is sweet and thin like pie crust. It’s either a love or hate kinda thing but a definite must try. I can only ever stomach one slice because it’s so greasy.

“I’ve been sober all day.” is my new comeback when someone insults my intelligence in an argument.

Putting this tactic in my back pocket for uncomfortable social interactions.

I can’t articulate why, but this feels a little dystopian.

It’s wild to me that the world is now aware of Altoona Pizza. It was a local joke when I lived in that area.

Also, free pizza always tastes better

I can’t decide if that pizza looks delicious or terrible

They sell small vibrators in discreet packaging, on the top shelf near the condoms.

Is estrogen also a controlled substance like testosterone is? I’ve always wondered

Moissanite is a great alternative

For my transguy homies, you absolutely should never reduce your T dosage in the week leading up to your blood tests with your doctor. Because if you do, your doctor may prescribe more T than you actually need, and then you may have too much on hand that stays fresh when stored properly. This would probably be illegal because T is a controlled substance, and may become banned under the Trump administration.

Mine would. He would just scream “FOOD” every hour of every day, regardless of if he was just fed.

Nah I’m just gonna drip dry