I have a sticker I want to make into a Christmas ornament. It’s an image of santa on the toilet. It’s been in the drawer for, uh, how long have I been married? A while.

Not my weiner! I use that every decade!

We can get there

Googly eyes is right

usually full tracks. I’m not immune to the occasional earworm, but I’ve got a lot of music up there.

why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?

partially gelatinated non-tomato vinegar-based toppings?

it’s really good satire if a lot of people can’t tell it’s satire.

at some point my brain decided I needed a soundtrack, so at least my inner chatter is usually music. i feel very fortunate.

didn’t actively commit crimes all the time

nah my friend you “didn’t get caught” next time they ask.

The grundly bungthunger?

What you don’t have a gun specifically for shooting the gods in their grundles hidden somewhere on your person?

I prefer the renegade

6(`A´)9

In the land of the blind awkward the one eyed I dunno less awkward I guess man is king

I’m not entirely sure that stopped Feinstein from being reelected.

at least they didn’t reelect her for 2025-26