Those who cannot cook use not stick.

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I’m insecure too. I love fat chicks.

I have timers/alarms for everything. At least one hundred.

Looks like I’m at least not schizophrenic. Hell yeah

I’m sorry I’m late to the party.

A single hash brown all the way, meaning with cheese, country, gravy, chili, tomatoes, mushrooms, onions. I think even jalapenos. it’s glorious. Add an iced tea and you’re at $11.50. just make sure your drive isn’t more than 20 minutes to get home.

Yeah, I get to have a life so he doesn’t have to.

Those poor victimized pixels…

I have a graphics degree that I never use. But I know damn well that graphics advancements are not smoke and mirrors. The endgame has been the same for decades. All of the new graphic features existed for a long time in movies/TV. Now, we are finally getting those features to render in real time. It’s so damn amazing.

I game on a 65" OLED from about 2 feet away. So yeah, there is a difference when one cranks the settings.

But then again, I’m apparently crazy because I’m a cloud gamer. But having the equivalence of a $3,000 PC for $16/month using a $700 laptop is a no brainer. And people saying the picture and lag is terrible is simply not true.

With that said, I’m happy that it doesn’t matter to you. Because that saves you from having the need to have cutting edge equipment.

Flipside: sawl a tween girl struggling like a mfer maneuvering a full grocery cart. I told her dad I should’ve had kids.

Got no choice. My dad has developed dementia, and I refuse to put him in a home until he is completely mindless.

I’m scared only because my health benefits ran out two months ago. But don’t worry pops, I got you.

I trust reddit posts too.

Wanna redo my kitchen for $15k? I’ll hire you right now, and pay half up front.

True in my case, but there’s a good reason. We started dating in HS. She has a late growth spurt, and her boobs got huge. She really filled out everywhere. And considering she was an ex athlete, she really was something to behold.

I remember being at work, and seeing a bombshell walking across the parking lot. I was in awe. And then I realized it was her. I knew it was doomed from that point on. She was constantly getting hit on by everyone by that point.

My girlfriend even went to metal shows with me. She crawled through GWARs worm once. I was so close with the band Lamb of God. This was the years 2000/2001, so they weren’t popular yet. Apparently John Campbell would talk about her tits behind my back.

I even had several people say I looked like shaggy. And over twenty years later, I go to the grocery store wearing brown sweatpants and a green shirt. That was today.

Matrix confirmed.

Ha, joke’s on you. My back only hurts after sex.

There’s no way to get all the panels to match up.

I call that: “I’m not coming in today.” That’s all you need to do.

I use a bread box and still put the bread in its original bag with the original clip.

I love Heinz beans. So much so, that I import the British version in the teal can even though I live 4hrs from Pittsburgh.

Sorry I’m late to the party, but you definitely smell a corpse after 4 days. I used to bag and tag bodies for a while. Just breathe through your mouth.