You can’t fool me, that’s a promo still for Succession.

Consider your wisdom stolen with the intent to reproduce, good sir and/or ma’am.

This occurred over the course of several days. That’s dedication to one’s self-sabotage.

You make an empty feed and they add themselves.

Harvard: “We would like to offer you a scholarship!”

Except today someone would call the cops, they’d show up in riot gear, shoot your dog, and the HOA would sue you for causing emotional harm.

(Singing) “Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…”

“Help me, Dr. Zaius!”

I need advice about someone I’m in love with, so I would like to see the witch doctor, please.

Golden retrievers are worth their weight in gold.

One of his best albums.

“Who are you referring to?”

Both of them.

I love the Tiny Toons episode of this story. The bears get the sudden urge to do a capitalism, so they get in the station wagon and go to the local megamall with their credit cards and leave the doors unlocked.

Okay.

FYI, the “Magic Keyboard with Numeric Keypad” (MQ052LL/A) was introduced in June 2017 and is still being manufactured and sold by Apple.

So as of both the print date on that tag and this comment, it has not yet been discontinued.

(There actually was a Space Gray (read: black) variant of the same model that was discontinued back in 2021)

80s standard starts playing

Kid: “Hey it’s that TikTok song!”

For once I’m on the cop’s side.

That’s an Apple product. Many third-party sellers have contracts that forbid them from putting Apple devices on sale. So they use a clearance tag and eat four cents to try and get more of them out the door.

Toxic gardening culture.

“But everything changed when the Fire League made the semi-finals.”