I mean, if you knew the couple at all there should have been warning signs?

This one simple trick!

While true, if they’re “living” there, they’re most likely in the attic or crawl space or something. Or they have no items of their own. Anything is possible and there are always outliers, but the chances are pretty low they got set up enough to convince people they’re legitimately there.

P.s. going to check my basement…

Oh absolutely, the person’s relationship with the police definitely matters.

So going to try that!

My recent go to ( not broccoli though) is toss some fresh spinach in a pan with oil and hit it with lemon pepper seasoning and a little lemon juice.

Takes like 5 including prep if you don’t mind the stalks.

I mean it at least forces you to do your dishes

Unless the person is there to kill me they win easily

Call police they leave issue solved.

Not OP, but they almost certainly have to use PTO at least in US.

Many places you didn’t even get off for Jury Duty

TBF 90% of the cost of nuclear in the US is political resistance. Not engry meeting

Yup toxic as fuck.

My aunt was losing her shit, that all stuff dropped in price from when she collected it in the nineties…

Tastes change.

Why a spoon cousin?

Because it’ll hurt more you dull twit!!!

“AI” captcha solvers have a 90% plus success rate for old style ones…

I’m more worried about when the tip touches something it shouldn’t…

If you’re in the North East that’s your problem. You need to move to the middle north. Like northern Wisconsin…

Sigh, not surprised.

To play devil’s advocate. Context and usage matter.

The phrase “xxxxx always” has become synonymous with “xxxxx almost always” in this context. Especially, in casual English used on the Internet. The “almost” is implied…

(Disclaimer: this isn’t meant to defend the OP, who is most likely a sexist shit big :P )

The 80s Clash of the Titans. That movie did not age well :(

One ring to bind them all…

Except