those are both more valuable than zero-effort one liners

The night before the first procedure, Pike’s surgeon called to let the family know Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Illinois, Pike’s health insurer through his employer, had declined to cover the roughly $40,000 treatment.

thank you

Please let us know what solution you found?

it’s a big long erect clue up my ass David

sobbing on a telescope

daddy <3

I mean he does kind of look like the gators are running a train on his tooshie

are you single

your gamble paid off

I feel joy for you

Can we please get an autistic info dump on pluto in this thread

I’m not sure if reading comprehension was taught at your education institution (did you attend one? :?) but nobody generalized an entire generation based off of pop culture. You might consider returning to them and asking for a refund, assuming you paid anything for it. Tata :)

ur dululu

it’s funny but also frightening that younger generations’ slang follows a trend of being reduced to 3 or 4 letters. Delulu is an outlier at 6 whole letters, but you can see the mental laziness that resulted in it. These idiots are going to be in charge of a burning planet one day and won’t even be able to read the reports of the minds that came before them. It’s scary to imagine being alive when they’re in charge.

why? this wasteful selfishness is perfectly in line with late stage capitalism. everything tracks.

you’re not old, you’re a classic

Your mom’s sixth divorce: the sixth divorce belonging to your mom. In this case “mom’s” is a possessive singular noun. It feels like an adjective, because it’s describing a sixth divorce, but is technically a noun.

landlines were shared within a single household - you could pick up the phone on the headset upstairs, and someone in the kitchen downstairs would already be talking to someone. you’d have to apologize and hang up quickly because you just intruded on their conversation. thus, two people could pick up the phone at the same time. Frankly I think that’s giving AngryMan too much credit, I’m convinced they’re just an idiot who doesn’t review before they post.

You fight dirty