Why the fuck is she still getting a paycheck?

The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2

And the last one isn’t even full size. Is there nothing shrinkflation won’t take from us?

Always has been.

Poor guy’s so broke that he ran out of money for color.

As long as the manner of death is quick enough and relatively painless, I don’t have to even give it a second thought.

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The wall? Or maybe just saw the stairs apart. Fuck it, burn the house down and start over.

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

For the railing or the couch?

…

Yes.

Wood.

Big if true

I’m disappointed that you remembered to use quotes in your edit.

My comment is still visible?!‽

Oh God oh shit oh fuck

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Nut juice.

Edit: 🍆💦

B-52 at home

For anyone who wants to support the author and doesn’t mind giving Google their cut, I just noticed it’s $2.99 right now on Play Books after promotional discounts. All 500+ pages. I bought it just now with Opinion Rewards credit that I earned by feeding Google junk data.

Free will as an adult: