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one of those people who talk real fast at auctions
I mean, “auctioneer” is a word, and much quicker to type
Maybe they want to be one of those people who talk real fast at auctions and are being extra verbose to practice.
Not as funny sounding though.
What about the announcers at the horse track?
I mean, if it’s a photo finish and I win by a nose, I’m happy.
How bout the Micro Machines guy?
Mmm, it’s not the real thing.
He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins
Dude could pull.
Or the guy reading the side effects at the end of drug commercials.
Our balls can not withdraw his power
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you ever seen a competitive rubiks cube competition? What about OSU?
Can you solve a Rubik’s cube with your tongue though?
probably yes actually, I have a little 2 inch one thats made to be a keychain. It would take me forever though
Learn to do it reliably and you got the best party trick ever. You’ll never not get laid if you pop a Rubik’s cube in your mouth and spit it out solved 10 seconds later.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeep! Huh give me, 4, 4 sombody give me 5, 5
There’s no slim pickins for Jim Dickens.
