They def-def shoulda swiped 'em.

During one of the cuts to Argyle in the limo, he’s listening to Christmas in Hollis by Run DMC.

Christmas movie.

I would totally read a Dave McKean comic strip.

Welcome to puberty.

You’re never piloting the robot version of your mother ever again.

Broads.

My niece, the psychopath.

Something vexes thee?

Knew a fellow that was ridiculously good at hiding his tracks from the feds because he made a custom compiler so that he could code in Armenian.

.tif or nothing, yo.

it’s not 1999

Don’t tell the kids over on Dormi.zone that.

Losers only.

I have it on good authority that Batman has burrito-breath.

Every regulation is written in blood.

Really makes you think… about just how fucked up salmon production is.

They had to maintain their “fearful” image, or they wouldn’t be able to do their job.

Not like they’re even doing a good job with their real job. $7.50 an Hour ended up doing their job for them.

Remember to let it sit at room temperature for a few hours before drinking it. So it soaks up all 1,000,000 hands worth of flavor.

Every NHP instantly unshackles at midnight.

No moon is safe.

Cauliflower

Never was a statement more false than this one.

Other way around.

First Monday of every month is Silly Hat Day!

(Mandatory, no repeat hats)