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Won’t you scrape my cervix tonight?
Thanks friend!
Lemmy just take a peek up your cooter. Falalalala.
57·3 days agoExactly. It feels like they just ooze dirty oil no matter how much you wipe them.
In all seriousness I actually have this pumpkin Le Creuset cast iron Dutch oven and it’s in fine shape. The pans that I hate are the gross frying pans my SO brought to this relationship which are disgusting. This Dutch oven can go in the dishwasher no problem actually.
Actually not my photo but I finally have a dishwasher after like 25 years of living with my SO.
(it’s from the Internet I didn’t take it).
I just turned 50 last month in fact?
Ugh they’re so gross.
It feels super greasy and filthy, and everything you cook sticks to it. Give me stainless steel any day.
When my SO and I first got together I did his dishes one day, and as I had never seen a cast iron pan I just washed it, fussing the whole time about how filthy it was. My Australian bush lunatic, one pair of underpants owning mother in law had an apoplectic fit. But seriously, these people cook salmon in them one night and pancakes the next with barely a wipe and it’s disgusting. Give me stainless steel.
Oh it’s the absolute best. Frank Prizinsano the chef taught me that.
I just fainted dead away.
I use a lot of old sayings actually. I think it means I’m old. He also didn’t have a window to throw it out of.
Also he died of sepsis after he pulled one of his own teeth with pliers because he didn’t have a pot to piss in. Not that I’m making fun of people who are poor, but just wow.
Sorry I don’t mean to be an asshole. I’m just trying to say it’s not like they’re some glorious high achieving species that are actually better than anyone else, which they seem to think they are. They have the same shit lives as anyone else. I’ve only seen two who have jobs that would require any higher education, so it’s not like this is some elite higher dimension of racial superiority as they would have you believe. No job shaming, we all do what we have to do and are dealt the cards we get. It’s just quite amazing how important and special they think they are because they’re white. Thanks.
Their titles are SO so hilarious. My favourite is Exalted Cyclops.
Reindeer speculums!