I still have an attention span

SoUNd oN

Not clicking that either

The only reason lawn weedkiller works is because grass isn’t a dicot, it’s one of the few monocots

So the weedkiller can be designed to kill everything that’s a dicot but leave the grass

‘Tarts’ implies sweetness

I think

Cool, start by learning what a ‘shift’ key is.

Nationally recognised signal

“Welp” can also be replaced by “Well, I suppose…”

Worked retail in Scotland for over 20 years

99.99% of people are lovely

Maybe you live in a country full of condescending cunts?

Thanks for this wee nugget 🙏

I promise you they both taste the same if you’re not a yank! 😂

That’s how they make Jagermeister

Ha ha oh my god I was listening to an audiobook last week that had fairly obvious product placement in it. They didn’t refer to the vehicle as a car or pickup, it was always an “F250” but I’m not a yank so I thought they were saying “F250 Superdoody” 😂

That’s burrata

There’s only one country who thinks like that, and they happen to be the whitest, most prolific terrorists on the planet

Yes

• The vast, vast majority of civilised people

The Abundant Life school?

The comedy writes itself, but being American it’ll need to be telegraphed thirty seconds in advance then followed by canned laughter

Just the time signature of “Money” is a work of art. You spend most of your time listening to 4/4 or 3/4 but Money does 5/4 7/4 apparently! in a way you don’t even notice

Edit - haven’t listened to it in decades but now I think about it, the comments below are correct, it’s 7/4 which is even odder

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one of those people who talk real fast at auctions

I mean, “auctioneer” is a word, and much quicker to type

*flaaaaars