What do I need a wallet for? I can use my phone to pay everywhere nowadays.

After the US elections, we already know what’s on the other side of that door and it’s not good.

What about the monkey. I’d fuck that monkey.

Me too. I bought a couple sets of Lego and finally got myself Castlevania 4. Tomorrow is my last day at work, and then 2 weeks of doing absolutely nothing constructive.

Is he seriously posting cringe like this?

I’ll tell you the tried and true method, for when You need to piss at a concert. You let it out a few drops at a time and rub it into Your thighs.

As if he would pick someone qualified.

How bout the Micro Machines guy?

A drop of the guillotine is completely free. Just saying.

Will it? I’m already sensing it dying down. I think we need a refresher.

You have already flushed 3 times today. Wait 22 hours, or upgrade to FlushApp premium to enjoy unlimited flushing experience.

Are they salty?

He might be a sexist, racist nazi, I’ll still give him a pass. Deeds speak louder than words.

For killing Trump, I would excuse a CEO.

Why not both? I very much enjoy memes about the CEO killer.

Nah. The only way to know for sure is by taste.

Wait. Aren’t these the same thing?

Didn’t order 10 for myself, but I have been known to order one daily for a week while I’m on holiday from work.

Didn’t expect Nintendo’s Luigi to become the symbol of the revolution, yet here we are.

Nobody said You need to stop at US CEOs.