What do you mean I failed a perception check?

Ewwww gross

where do I put my resume?

Yeah him to hold still until the end of time.

If I ever put my phone in my left pocket, I will lose my mind looking for it.

Changing language can’t change what’s right. I think I win this one.

Ewwww arbitrary!

This is a valid argument and I’d hoped nobody would mention it. 😡

Well in fancy restaurants, which should be the example we all follow because of how much better than us they are, the knife is always pointed in towards the plate and closest to the plate. This reduces odds of getting cut accidentally. Otherwise the silverware should be arranged from the outside to the inside in order that they’re meant to be used for each course because trying to truck your guests is a signal that you want to embarrass them with knowledge they aren’t generally expected to actually have. Spoons and forks should be grouped.

The person is a lot easier to get rid of.

Nooo, one is a teaspoon and the other a tablespoon! It’s for measuring!

Knife should be on the left and the spoons on the right. Fite me.

Relatable.

Not as funny sounding though.

Nice.

Well, we have an adult version for you to try escaping.

Having a wife and kids is not a free pass, and is no ethical shield. Fight me. Little Jimmy can cry about it in his nepo baby Ferrari.

Wrong. There’s the governor of NY and also NC. https://apnews.com/article/masks-ban-north-carolina-campus-protests-128a6aa32a4c832faa83befb2e7dd77e