Aquatic guillotine.

I like my women like my passwords: strong without ambiguous characters.

And he killed with her gun. Twice as bad. Send her to prison for unvoluntary manslaughter.

In quantum physics, Keanu is both a wave and a particle. Whoa…

Prosecute the parents. They know they raised a shit kid. This is not an accident but a consequence.

• General Relativity 1905
• Special Relativity 1905
• Assclown Relativity 2025

Are 200 the standard rate or it is based on your mom hotness?

This, primarily, is the reason I am paying for Kagi. It allows you to hide shit sites, AKA reddit from search results.

Wrong coke! You are supposed to start with Diet Coke and move up to hardcore Classic Coke.

That’s just neat. It even looks cool in markdown.

They’a? Is that a contraction of a contraction?

Some of their garbage is worth it. Had to fix a water leak and since I am not a plumber, I didn’t have pipe wrenches but I am sure I will not keep fixing pipes after that one.

12in wrench. $7.00 Got two. Saved $350 hiring a plumber.

No piss jug? He’s been doing this for less than a week.

Make it a TV show where contestants rummage through trash and one pretends to find the BC so the man who lost it gets his hopes up just to find out it was a ruse. 12 seasons, 9 episodes each.

Every car, except for one (and not by much) is one of four colors: black, gray, red (also kind of specific red hue) and white.

What are the odds of this happening at a public parking place?

Hint: look at the cars.

Not even close…

Immortal, teleport and stamina. I am going places bitches!

Victor Secret

The roaches. At least you know their true nature, not surprising to find them there and, in days of high frustration, one can go up and stomp a few for that crunchy sound of bug demise.