Impossible. No one is that wealthy.

All cups are busterds?

How old are you? Beef cake has been used to describe an attractive muscular male body for decades. Not that far-fetched to see the connection.

It’s a personality.

It’s tiresome to be a hero. That perfection you saw, you’re feeling the burden now. Can you see yourself doing it for a lifetime?

She’s old, tired and wants to be pampered instead of doing the pampering. Tough, I know, but (mental) exhaustion ain’t no joke.

Poor mouse couldn’t tell, the cracker was her all along…

Worst kept secrets.

Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.

https://lemmy.world/post/23353470

As a young lad, frolicking on the green fields of farmers, a lot of different kinds of shit have passed through my hands.

I often think of those times when shaking the hands of people I dislike.

Phrasing it like that means death is still a choice.

Nowadays, it’s usually diabetes or cancer.

Max Charisma ftw!

I wanna jump into a black hole and then ride it out when it turns into a white hole. But I’d need to be both immortal and invulnerable for that.

You say shitpost, but this is or at least was reality. During the worse of times, gas could be either counterfeit or diluted and the best known way to tell on the spot was by taste. Even then, you couldn’t be sure so you had to feel how the car drove after refueling.

There’s probably lots of deadened tongues in countries with fuel supply issues.

Nah. Jupiter would be like “Yummy! Moar!!!”

Guess in reality, you first have to afford the bills before being able to afford virtue.

A song comes to mind seeing this:

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wAtFJAqTVhA

“Security! This random person just sat on my land. Remove them at once!”

That’s a myth sort of. Cats use a mix of meows, scents and postures to communicate. The quantity of which type is used depends on the situation and circumstances.

Not every cat is talkative yes, but I think that if they could talk, they’ll either beg for food or insult you as these two are the only important situations in which they would deign it worth the hassle.