“Ha ha, you have to scoop a litterbox whereas I only have to scoop up big dog turds!”

Weird flex, but okay.

It makes sense that they are, since we’ve been cohabitating with them for around 20,000 years longer. They’ve had a lot more time to become dependent on us.

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Snoop on the stoop

“The $200 I found in her purse earlier.”

Well, maybe not everyone.

Kurisumasu = buy shit. And eat KFC. Okay, that second part is solely their own.

This grudge is why Thorin chipped the glasses and cracked the plates, even though that’s what Bilbo Baggins hates.

Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.

“I reject your system of judgement and do whatever the fuck I want.”

But they generally list things that are at least tangentially related to what you’re looking for.

Don’t worry, someone will speak out for you if they do!

I see Luigi isn’t on the naughty list. Based Santa.

Murder is murder.

What that I said gives any indication that they aren’t cowards?

Allow thousands to suffer and die for profit? No, he wouldn’t.

“Figurehead”

“The warden’s finger pushed through two inches of shit smelling foulness I can’t even imagine, or maybe I just don’t want to.”