IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!
Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.
That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not
This gives us time to become crabs before they come
Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat
"goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’
‘no crabs??’
‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’
“We’ve got some crabs…”
‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’
“Babe wait, I can change!”
Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.
Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.
Nature abhors a vacuum but it fucking loves a crab
My dog abhors the vacuum too.
What’s your dog’s opinion on crab?
Woof
I think this Tweet is referring to carcinisation, if any of the nerds reading this don’t know what that is
I hate that I knew of this beforehand.
I love that you did
Might as well tell them yes. Some act like crabs in a bucket.
We a little confused, but we got the spirit.
Fermi paradox solved once and for all
Who’s asking?
Do I answer? Yes I do!
We are not delicious
I’ve heard that butt meat is pretty good. I’d definitely try human if it was ethically sourced with consent. I do think I would gag or possibly even vomit though. But it’s about the experience.
Thanks for sharing with the group.
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Crabs are people! Legit or Quit!
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