• enkers@sh.itjust.works
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    6 days ago

    Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they’re not actually crabs.

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      That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not

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      Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that’s why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat

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      "goddamnit they’re lying primaries again. Pack it up let’s get out of here.’

      ‘no crabs??’

      ‘no they’re bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.’

      “We’ve got some crabs…”

      ‘OH SURE. YOU’VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN’T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.’