This gives us time to become crabs before they come

They either pooped recently, or there’s more than a little

shpee

How would they get married after dying of Ebola?

First time I see someone use this symbol for its intended purpose lol

This is the difference between academia and actual experience. Senior engineer wouldn’t bat an eye for such comment

I misread Exceptioncatcher as Exceptionhatcher and I think it still fits

Functional programming is perfect for all my projects that I don’t start!

Skyrim’o’clock

To be fair, people who don’t find assembly useful probably wouldn’t get good at writing assembly

My pro tip, if you’re on the receiving end, is to sing along. Make them more uncomfortable than you are

Although they stalk at night and prey at night, they take up dayjobs to make ends meet

Don’t let other people’s opinions dictate your self-expression. Who cares if your teacher doesn’t see your work as “art”? Create things for yourself

I created an account just for that lol