Shut up!

Be quiet!

The Lady of the Swordbox, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the box signifying by Divine Providence that I, Ininewcrow, was to carry Excalibur!

That is why I am your king!

You don’t vote for kings

Bow before your new king!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the lake box!!!

If you took some LSD beforehand … for the user they did actually transform into He-man … or a hippopotamus … whatever … they still get the sword. … alright Man-at-arms! Let’s roll!!

For all those young people trying to figure out of they are compatible and should get married …

If you can both afford it … go on an international trip together for at least two weeks.

Organizing together for something this expensive shows both how committed each other are to one another.

Spending every single day with each other figuring out how to live with each other during a complicated, sometimes difficult, but very real situations that have to be dealt with shows who each person really is and how they handle things. It gets even more revealing when you both end up in a situation where you are both tired, hungry and stressed out. Even if you are a good planner and organize every hour of a trip, not everything works out and it’s those moments that show who you really are. And the longer your trip lasts, the more these events happen and the more you see the other person because you have to rely on one another in a foreign country.

I went to Thailand with my wife after we got together (we never officially married because we just didn’t care about that). We didn’t have much money and most expensive part of the trip was the flight to get there. We stayed in hostels, huts, bungalows and shady places and spent every day fearful, hot, confused and wondering what to do next. We did it for a month and we grew to love and trust one another through some really crazy shit. That was 26 years ago and we still talk about it.

My favorite story about this was a couple we knew years ago. They took one motorcycle and went on a four month journey around North America on their honeymoon. They went as far as Alaska, the Atlantic coast, Pacific coast, gulf of Mexico and down to Panama and back. They’re still together after 60 years.

Nice little ass

You’ve joined a Mariachi band?

Watching ‘Fast and the Furious’ and he revs up the engine, holds onto the steering wheel and honks his horn as he’s watching the film.

It would be better to use it as a music streaming monitor … play music and keep an eye on the monitor to see what’s playing

So … if we live in Tasha’s world … where are the rape gangs?

More like … “Boomers decide to watch and accelerate the burning of the world because they’re going to die soon anyway”

We’re heading backwards in regulations and we might as well apply tactics from a hundred years ago … don’t be the first in line to try a new eatery, let everyone test it first and wait a month to see what happens.

That’s why they haven’t arrived here yet … they’re being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they’re crabs but they’re not

I starting to think that people have more respect for Krampus than they do the United Nations.

lol … I find it humorous that I’m getting downvoted for saying it … if only people would get as upset about people putting away shopping carts as they do actual real world genocide.

Next round will be a pregnant woman with a complicated pregnancy who’s water just broke battling against a construction worker with crushed spinal disks and partial paralysis while living with extreme blinding pain.