Nature abhors a vacuum but it fucking loves a crab

Chest, fuck this shitty country

They made Rhode Island into an island, it’s perfect

I put my cloud in containers

Typing “kill -9” into a terminal is the equivalent to breaking out the acetylene torch when a nut won’t budge

Holy fuck, what a thing to let kids process on their own…

My tinfoil hat can run linux

Deregulate harder!

Now I’m on the toilet at work and I feel like going to sleep

They’re revving their 4-bangers and it’s turning me on now?!

The struggle is real haha

That’s a good point and- ooh look a butterfly!

git grounded

You really took the time to comment and complain that you’ve already seen this? You’re… upset that your time was wasted?

Buddy. Cmon.

Deh terk er jerbs!

Which word do I mispronounce to make the rhyme work? Distro bih-stro? Or dee-stro bistro?

I want off mr. bones wild ride.

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Blasphemy, that’s not regex that’s just fancy grep

Yup, they started to force me to drive to an office where none of the people I work with are, now that’s the only place I do work for them.

Used to think about and work on projects after hours if I found them interesting or realized a solution I hadn’t thought of. They’ve shown me they don’t care about my comfort, so I don’t feel the need to care about their problems either. The work will be there tomorrow.

They’re so divorced from reality that they think we’d just give up extra hours of our lives for commuting and keep up the same work output. Fuckin nope, going switch to doing the bare minimum it takes to keep you signing checks.