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usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago

JD Vance keeps managing to say all the wrong things

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JD Vance keeps managing to say all the wrong things

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usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago
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Source: https://www.threads.net/@kamalahq/post/C-q0Fy3pP3r

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    JD Vance puts his cast iron in the dishwasher pass it on

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      Sounds a pretty weird thing to do, so it must be true

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      JD Vance puts mustard on his pizza, pass it on

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        JD Vance washes his hands after showering pass it on

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          JD Vance only pees sitting down pass it on

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          JD Vance sticks his dick into pudding cups, pass it on.

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        JD Vance puts foreigner Dijon mustard on his pizza, pass it on.

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          While wearing a tan suit.

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        Then eats it with a fork and knife, pass it on

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      JD Vance uses bleach on colored fabrics pass it on

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      JD Vance uses a metal flipper when making eggs in a Teflon nonstick pan then immediately cleans it with cold running water in the pan straight from the stovetop because he enjoys the sizzle pass it on

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