I don’t know who is fighting this “war on Christmas” but they are clearly losing.

That’s Christian Christmas. Supply Side Christmas begins in December November October September and ends on December 24th.

Edit: Supply side Christmas begins in September now.

“Because I have no self-respect and base my poor decisions on the false belief that I can’t or don’t deserve to do any better.”

Humbug.

They can do anything. Of course they can!

Not to mention you can scan and OCR all those letters to Santa and use them train AIs.

Man, Chat GPT’s spelling has really gone to shit lately. It’s like all the responses were written by second graders.

My experience was more like:

“No. I’ve been working out every day in preparation for this rematch.”

“The Taliban used to be free of restrictions, but now we sit in one place, behind a desk and a computer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Life’s become so wearisome; you do the same things every day.” – Some dude with the Taliban

Sheriff Buford T. Javert

Could be worse. You could be an American where you spend an exorbitant I amount of money on private insurance AND you spend even more money on out-of-pocket costs that insurance won’t cover AND it takes months to get an appointment with a doctor.

When asked for comment, the driver of the vehicle responded, “I’m gonna get that summbitch if it’s the last thing I eva’ do.”

Jesus: “Love one another.”

Everyone else: “We’re gonna kill that son of a bitch.”

NEVER test your backups. It wears out the tapes faster.

The average employer sponsored health insurance plan for a family costs over $25,000 year.

Premiums increased 7% on average in 2024 and are projected to increase 10% in 2025.

UnitedHealth – which is admittedly just one health insurance company – posted a net income of nearly $9.5 Billion (with a “B”) in the 9 months ending 9/30/24.

Private health insurance is a scam.

Our rule is similar. “If you don’t know how or when it’s appropriate to use a word then you shouldn’t be using it.”

Profanity is just words. Using them properly doesn’t make you look cool. Using them improperly does make you look like an idiot.

Somewhere in the not so distant future…

Google Search: “Install printer driver windows 11”

Result from random blog:
“My first experience with printer drivers was 35 years ago. My grandma had an IBM PS2 that ran MS DOS and an HP Deskjet printer. It connected to the computer via a parallel port and printed a whopping 1 page per minute. Every year at Christmas, Grandma would print off her famous pecan pie recipe and we would all gather around the printer, eagerly listening to the sound of the print head slowly whooshing back and forth in anticipation of the tasty goodness to come. Blah blah blah. Five more pages of meaningless stories that have nothing to do with installing print drivers followed by a solution that only works for Epson printers.”