I remade this meme in a different format because the stupid p*say thing and the dumb pic
Thanks, the sanitization of the internet is really driving me crazy. Not worth complaining about but I’m happy you made this and will be something I’ll try to do in the future
I was on mobile, so I used this tool:
https://threadfaker.com/But it would be more convincing if you just use browser dev tools to edit the content of a real post.
But won’t someone think of the poor ad revenue
No way is Elon Musk that cool.
Exactly. Also, you know he’d hate to be this hypothetical kind of person.
“He was licking my balls from behind and his nose accidentally touched my butthole, so in clenched my cheeks and said ‘got your nose Donald’ and he kept coming back for more”
Is this Elon Musk but on Threads? lol
He’s mad because she never gave it back.
Probably fucking dead. Hard to breath without a nose.
Lowkey Wife material. That level of levity is super attractive
If a woman did that to me I’d propose on the spot.
Well it’s been a while, wink wink.
Oh my, now I’m blushing.
I don’t miss the sorry excuse for a human I used to have sex with. I miss the sex. Solo activities make me feel lonely though, and I can’t navigate someone new at this age. So it’s all just drying up like an old chip.
I’m sorry to hear that. I miss a lot, both the sex and the feeling of closeness with someone. My social life in general has more or less evaporated in the past few years, so the challenge of navigating someone new isn’t even an option for me.
It’s so hard. I’m sorry.
I mean, I think the described action counts as a proposal…
She was probably on (at least) one knee and she put a ring on it…
Bro if a girl did this to me I’d never leave
Well, yea. You won’t be able to, seeing how she holds your nose.
Tycho Brahe wouldn’t be phased.
just sayin’
True, and I’d be right where I wanna be
Worth it, he doesn’t deserve you.
honestly you don’t want a guy with no sense of humor anyway
It’s important not to peak too early. How was he ever suppose to top that?
A actual shitpost
My wife loved this
Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.
Sometimes she can almost hear him calling her name and saying please let go
More like “pnease net go”. 😅
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Pussy.
Pisay
Cunt
If you were prettier he would have enjoyed it.
If you were prettier people would like your comment.
I am goddamned gorgeous.
