• Pringles@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        If you are for real, then send me the location of a local pizza joint and I’ll put in the order and prepay whatever you want (within reason).

    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Everyone thinks that mayonnaise crepes are gonna work out once in their life. It’s ok, tomorrow is another day, just promise to be better.

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Joke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard.

        That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night.

        Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦‍♂️

          • over_clox@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            Honestly, I just wanted the chips. But the last of the chips were basically crumbs…

            Well, they weren’t stale, and I was still hungry for a snack. But I didn’t want any crumbs on the carpet.

                1. Do you see where I be?

            Edit: I’m an absolute idiot. Your challenge is to figure out where I went silly, where I went stupid, and why you’re still here…

        • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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          1 year ago

          I mean, I’m not gonna shame you on that, as long as the mustard was a light coating, and it wasn’t like yellow BBQ chip pudding.

          Edit for your edit: Honestly, the thought of dipping chips in mayonnaise grosses me out more than mustard. Are you Canadian?

          • over_clox@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            I hate to disappoint you, but stress was had, and liquids were poured.

            The fridge wants me to see a therapist. I asked her back the same thing, she said she needs an Uber…