• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Everyone thinks that mayonnaise crepes are gonna work out once in their life. It’s ok, tomorrow is another day, just promise to be better.

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Joke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard.

      That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night.

      Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦‍♂️

        • over_clox@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          Honestly, I just wanted the chips. But the last of the chips were basically crumbs…

          Well, they weren’t stale, and I was still hungry for a snack. But I didn’t want any crumbs on the carpet.

              1. Do you see where I be?

          Edit: I’m an absolute idiot. Your challenge is to figure out where I went silly, where I went stupid, and why you’re still here…

      • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I mean, I’m not gonna shame you on that, as long as the mustard was a light coating, and it wasn’t like yellow BBQ chip pudding.

        Edit for your edit: Honestly, the thought of dipping chips in mayonnaise grosses me out more than mustard. Are you Canadian?

        • over_clox@lemmy.world
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          8 months ago

          I hate to disappoint you, but stress was had, and liquids were poured.

          The fridge wants me to see a therapist. I asked her back the same thing, she said she needs an Uber…