• over_clox@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    Joke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard.

    That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night.

    Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦‍♂️

    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      I mean, I’m not gonna shame you on that, as long as the mustard was a light coating, and it wasn’t like yellow BBQ chip pudding.

      Edit for your edit: Honestly, the thought of dipping chips in mayonnaise grosses me out more than mustard. Are you Canadian?

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I hate to disappoint you, but stress was had, and liquids were poured.

        The fridge wants me to see a therapist. I asked her back the same thing, she said she needs an Uber…

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        Honestly, I just wanted the chips. But the last of the chips were basically crumbs…

        Well, they weren’t stale, and I was still hungry for a snack. But I didn’t want any crumbs on the carpet.

            1. Do you see where I be?

        Edit: I’m an absolute idiot. Your challenge is to figure out where I went silly, where I went stupid, and why you’re still here…