when did they change the free trial from three months to one?

When they decided FUCK YOU!!! PAY US MONEY FASTER!!!

It’s a big club…and you ain’t in it!

And then there’s me. If I think the fastest way to get this person I don’t know to stop talking is by claiming I’m dumb…then suddenly I don’t know what color grass is.

So basically, if I’m an enemy nation, all I have to do to gain military secrets, is claim a bunch of people online are wrong. Then hope one of them is in possesion of classified documents, and is also an idiot.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

Ooooooh, I like it! It’s like The Truman Show, except way dumber.

I just was on youtube watching last nights weekend update. They have a yearly christmas time tradition where Colin Jost and Micheal Che write each others jokes in an attempt to roast each other on air. They don’t show each other the jokes until they’re live on the air.

Micheal Che has a running gag of making Colin say the most offensive racist jokes to make Colin look bad for saying it, then cut to Micheal looking mock offended for saying such outlandish things.

It is EXCEPTIONAL, and this years version may be the most brutal edition yet.

Anyways, this all ties into your comment, because my brain was still in the mentality of that segment when I read your comment, and I instantly read it as Colin Jost.

Tell him it’s like some kind of water border, like a moat. Immigrants can’t swim across water…especially the ones from Africa.

cut to Micheal Che

“Colin! I can’t believe you would write that joke for yourself speaking your own true feelings!”

Last nights version was so brutal, Colin started off by saying “Before we get started, I don’t know what I’m about to say, but I appologize in advance!”

And hooooooboy.

Out of all the things I posted, that I thought you were replying to, I thought you were replying to my post that smith & wesson was about to benefit massively from the brain drain that the USA is about to experience over the next 4 years. With the implication of my joke being suicide. Then I read you reccomending it, and I full on belly laughed until I realized you were replying to a completely different comment. I thought you were going even more dark joke than I was…and I was STARTING the bar at suicide. I was like “GOD DAMN!!! This dude is even more depraved than I am! I love it!”

And for anyone out there getting worried…I mean…

…yeah, I don’t have a comfortable end to that sentence. This world is getting dark. The next 4 years are going to be bad. Real bad.

Yeah, but then he’s going to want to build another wall…

An empty feed, eh?

If we wait until after Jen 25th, does that mean trump is now president of Canada?

I mean, I get your point…but not every story has to be compared to other stories. In this case Luigi. I also see other people bring up politics during stories that have nothing to do with politics.

And I wonder why people do that. Why talk about an unrelated topic when there’s already an interesting topic?

I guess it’s not as bad as reddit, where they would instead just post a random unrelated quote from the office, but still…

The concept of making a small profit makes you sick?

I mean, I know they WERE overcharging…but what are you expecting them to do now? Give it away free?

Jurassic Park: Hey, zoo’s usually put the dangerous animals in huge pitts. Like lions are put in this massive open space that’s sunk 200 feet down and surrounded by a wooden wall, with glass panes to look through. Think we should make the T-Rex paddock like that?

Fuck no! We’re going to put this 20 foot tall beast inside a tiny paddock that’s only secured by electrical wires. Controlled by an IT system of 1 guy. With no backup electric generator. Spared ALL the expenses!

I’m going to tell my grandchildren that these were the Gen 1 pokemon in the 90s.

Wasn’t Annie always singing about tomorrow?

I mean it exists…that part is true.

Might want to think twice. The liberal party (current party in power) is falling apart, and the populist conservatives are looking like they’ll win the next election with a majority unless something changes significantly.

You think that scares us??? We’re a month away from signing trump into office…again…

Look man. Of all the reasons for me to move to Canada, better youtube playback is pretty low on my list.

If anything, I would move there because of daily gun violence, an insane society here among the general public, authoritarian laws being passed in the name of freedom, life crippling medical costs, an insane political environment, police brutality, California can best be described as “on fire” most years, and corporate ownership pf our citizens among other reasons.

But…certainly not for youtube playback.

What I’m trying to say is…

PLEASE LET ME INTO CANADA!!! YOUR COUNTRY SOUNDS AMAZING, ASIDE FROM THE GEESE!!!

For thise without the F keys…

TLDR: Whatever the top layer is, that’s who regulates it. Throw some coaxel cable on top and the FCC would regulate it. Throw some internet on top, and the FCC would try their hardest to NOT regulate it.