This looks like an automatic circumcision seat. The crabs really have evolved haven’t they? 🦀

I left them a tip…

Related: Lawnchair Larry

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OyGdq45tUKo

I before E, except after C. Coming from a freind…

Smoke that ass!

Fair enough, teacher basically covering her own ass. Still, it couldn’t be any more alcohol than a sip of cough syrup just to taste it…

Damn, how they gonna have you make a consumable product in class and not even allow you to taste it?

And Haitians come from Venezuela, or Haitia, depending on who you ask… 😂

Huh, really? Cuz I like root beer every now and then, but I absolutely hate Jager!

Dumb question, but does anyone know if you can brew root beer into actual beer with alcohol?

Can you imagine being in a coma for like 10 years or whatever, and you have family in the room visiting one day, then you wake up to scratch an itch on your butt, then conk right back out?

Hi, is this product available in extra large size?

My printer ran out of ink, now my HP printer is holding me hostage by the family jewels ☹️

Meanwhile, they’ll end up banning pencils and pens in schools, because they could be used as shanks.

Same shit, different day…

And from that day on, the dude now keeps his fleshlight duct taped to his washing machine.

I eat with my hands as well 👍

Hey, it does share something in common with the Cybertruck, it’s apparently not designed to drive in the rain.

So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?

Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom…

This dude knows where the purple dildo is in GTA Vice City.

Yes