Yeah the person who decides to swallow one whole is not going to have a good time
Unless you can swallow an extremely dry puck the size of your palm in one bite I think you’d have trouble doing that in the first place
These things are the size of a small coin
There are ones that are tiny, but those are basically facial wipes. The actual towels are hand-sizes
I still don’t understand the point of these. Presumably the towel is going to be wet, no?
You’ve read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, right?
Nope
“A towel, [The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (such a mind-boggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can’t see it, it can’t see you); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
