Jokes aside, that sounds like tons of fun.

From defense.gov:

NORAD also tracks Santa using U.S. Air Force F-15, F-16, F-22 and Canadian Air Force CF-18 fighter jets. On Christmas Eve, fighter pilots rendezvous with Santa off the coast of Newfoundland to welcome him to North America. They escort him safely through North American airspace until he returns to the North Pole.

Why is no one hollering about this obvious waste of taxpayer dollars? It’s not like they can keep up with him, anyway; Santa is superluminal!

The Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle has one. I was just there petting viewing their Blackbird a few months ago.

Would you prefer Bruce Springclean?
Clean Dion?
Fleetwood Vac?

A mopping bot could be L.L. Cool Spray.

Damn, beat me to it.

I love the Hephaestus pilot’s little camel stuffy. I wonder what the story is behind it.

Their lunar lander crashed into the moon last year.

I think the cat was about a guy who got scratched, then died from the subsequent infection.

Someone really needs to make one of these comics with the full character lineup. Shark, kangaroo, wolf, cat, moon, scooter…

One more thing to put on my wish list for Santa…

One of my favorite truisms: One thing the flag stands for is you don’t have to stand for the flag.

Started lifting 3 days a week and all the little everyday aches and pains disappeared. 10/10 would recommend.

That’s really neat!

At 28:23 somebody forgot to enter the year of the P. Diddy sample. It just says “(year)”. Lol fuck P. Diddy.

This is a better fit for !politicalhumor@lemmy.world. I’m going to remove this one due to the community “no politics” rule.

Not a weapons expert, but I imagine a 2000 lb guided bomb could fuck up a building pretty well. The tool ignored the whole “while minimizing collateral damage” part, though.

The Onion got new owners earlier this year, and they seem serious about making it a sharp and relevant publication

Let’s kick it up a notch and get Raytheon working on a helmet-mounted Phalanx that fires .22LR. The old farts at the trap & skeet range are gonna be in for a surprise when I show up with that bad boy.

Load it with Dragon’s Breath shells and add a manual trigger, and it becomes the latest craze for New Year’s parties!

That’s standard practice everywhere else in the US. New Hampshire has this thing about being first, though. They have the earliest presidential primary as well. Releasing early results for this one tiny town is a minor publicity gimmick that shouldn’t have any impact on the overall election. Even the rest of New Hampshire’s towns will wait until Tuesday evening to report their results.

This comic inspired a different post on that exact topic.

https://lemmy.world/post/21479372