Zeppo

So accurate

Go to a porn site and look up “washing machine”. It’s very common in mainstream porn these days, along with an irritating level of “step mom” and “step sibling”. It tells a tale of incest and basically sexual assault where a family member gets “stuck” in furniture or an appliance with their butt sticking out.

PT cruisers are fuckin straight. Decent cargo space, completely invisible to cops. Some mechanical problems but whatever.

The word has been widely use in programming culture for a couple decades too.

The submarine thing is still one of the most ridiculous ideas I’ve ever heard. The cave is in some places so narrow divers had to remove their tanks. How would an imaginary submarine based on a space X rocket make it through?

She wasn’t his mistress, for one.

The even worse aspect is this was while she was trapped on a plane with him during a flight.

It was a 4 year old.

literal shitpost. I don’t really get what the problem is. I don’t obsessively listen to what the people next to me are doing… I try to avoid thinking about that.

we can assume it’s bullshit since it was posted on 4chan. Otherwise, someone thinks something stupid. Ok

Excuse me, but JOR BIDEN SO BAT GENERCIDE.

It’s the “I’m so leftist bro that I post nothing but conservative propaganda criticizing US Democrats”

“Used against Trump”? Where is this shit, I want to downvote it

Welding is indeed a bit bright. It’s the only thing I’ve ever seen through my eyelids.

You’ve read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, right?

Steve Jobs has been dead for years and I barely hear anyone mention him these days.