A quick image search for “telephone shaped” furniture…

I would guess, homeowner Luke is ok moneywise. If that couples photo on the website is his home… a brief analysis… correlation of christmas tree and miniskirt suggest an indoor temp of +72’F; an animal skin rug is under the dinning table (expensive choice); and the couple are likely childless (displayed book titled “Creatures With Cocks”).

That’s on a assumption it is his home. Still, how and why Mr. Luke resorted to get the delivery guy to heave-ho-ing; it comically should’ve never come to that.

…(Homeowner) Luke says he refused to sign the delivery forms after it was suggested he cut off his bannisters…

🛋️

https://metro.co.uk/2023/01/26/delivery-men-really-need-a-lesson-from-ross-to-pivot-sofa-up-staircase-18173094/

Cubes?! Well I’ll be darn, we got solid-state chicken now.

1 Chicken is measured by the cut size. The smallest currently is measured in bites. Here is a 3lb partition…

As an irl Luigi, I concour. Plumbing isn’t my primary source of income.

Source… timetoast.com

Source for the above “car” https://www.autoevolution.com/news/the-world-s-lowest-car-is-a-fiat-panda-that-will-break-your-brain-217485.html

The Guinness Book World Record titleholder currently (as of 2013) is for a car named Mirai, https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2012/9/mirai-the-worlds-lowest-roadworthy-car-video

Yep, both aren’t street legal. Both do have a real person inside “driving” it. Also a youtube search has several other projects tempting the status for world’s lowest. 😁

The all-new Subaru Subscript…

(world’s lowest car)

He have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join his court at Camelot.

Somebody call the locksmith!

…pointed eachother’s barrels {toward each other} and fire at the exact time. Luckily about 10 sec later I came to the conclusion…

Jesus, 9.5 seconds earlier to tap them on the shoulder…

…so, I rubbed the soap in my own eyes…

👩: Honey, look. The neighbors got a new lawn mower. That’s the new Torso model you wanted.
🧔: I think that’s a John Deere God.
💀: Actually it’s a Yamahahahaha!

😼: halp me
🥺: don’t worry I won’t ever let go
😼: avenge me, brother

back home with 40 liters of milk on a sled.

“Ma! They only had chocolate milk.”

If you’re a guy, and at the first rodeo, are in her parents living room watching tv, and precede #426 by saying… “oh, hey, let’s watch Baywatch!”
Then #426 is, is, -um… quite unforgettable.

Aurora, Illinois Cop… A freewheeling metallic-liquid cop investigating satellite signal theft crosses paths with local slacker black-market music promoter. He soon gets the local metalhead’s welcome-to- Aurora, IL treatment by falling for the ol’ stratocaster in the tailpipe bit.

Shren ~ Shrek? That mischievous blue skin with the funny moving ears takes a green Orion dancing slave girl into the past - into the 1970’s, specifically. They get Lou Ferrigno angry. DNA gets a good mixin’. Coming soon to theaters…
S.H.'Rek 9 Fiona: Origins (2033).
Oh, no!