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return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez to go to space on next launch from Jeff Bezos' rocket company

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Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sánchez to go to space on next launch from Jeff Bezos' rocket company

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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The celebrities join three other women as the crew of the coming Blue Origin journey, which is set to launch this spring.
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  • return2ozma@lemmy.worldOP
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    The world is collapsing and the rich are going to space.

    • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Always has been.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwkXZ0SmTs

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        A rat done bit my sister Nell
        With whitey on the moon
        Her face and arms began to swell
        And whitey’s on the moon
        I can’t pay no doctor bills
        But whitey’s on the moon
        Ten years from now I’ll be payin’ still
        While whitey’s on the moon
        The man just upped my rent last night
        Cause whitey’s on the moon
        No hot water, no toilets, no lights
        But whitey’s on the moon
        I wonder why he’s upping me?
        Cause whitey’s on the moon?
        Well I was already giving him fifty a week
        With whitey on the moon
        Taxes taking my whole damn check
        Junkies making me a nervous wreck
        The price of food is going up
        And as if all that shit wasn’t enough:
        A rat done bit my sister Nell
        With whitey on the moon
        Her face and arm began to swell
        And whitey’s on the moon
        Was all that money I made last year
        For whitey on the moon?
        How come I ain’t got no money here?
        Hmm! Whitey’s on the moon
        Y’know I just 'bout had my fill
        Of whitey on the moon
        I think I’ll send these doctor bills
        Airmail special
        To whitey on the moon.

        -Gil Scott-Heron

      • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world
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        https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8

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      Honestly I don’t mind… as long as they stay there.

      • Glifted@lemmy.world
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        They’re planning to come back 😑

        • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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          Well plans… Don’t always go… According to plan…

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    If rich people want to pay millions to die, I know a great deal on a submarine trip…

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      Ooooffff

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    Removed by mod

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      The best comment yet in this post.

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    On a brighter note, I’m pretty sure Katy Perry’s boobs would look absolutely fantastic in zero gravity.

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      Breast tissue gets more swollen in microgravity because there’s less down in your legs.

      🤷 I’m a big space and boobs fan.

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      You missed the chance for making it a dad joke “on a lighter note” “in zero gravity.”

      You know, because things weigh less at suborbital heights.

      …I’ll show myself out.

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    strong Elysium vibes

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    Fuck these cunts.

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    Hopefully goes like the challenger

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    I hope nothing bad happens…

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    Hope it explodes.

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    Hope they have a stellar takeoff

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    https://youtu.be/QWVV8ZtZAD8?t=35

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      I miss these links! Loved them so much before coming over from The Borg to Lemmy. Thank you.

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    lunchbox in space

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    I hope it blows up

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