If someone asks you to a define a women, chances are they never met one in real life.

People ask me all the time why I’m getting in shape. My reason, to spin kick Elon Musk in the balls.

Is this the rise of Robot Santa Clause?

Everyone knows Bruce McCulloch caused cancer.

Can’t risk Santa air dropping elves to kick start the invasion.

Those Whos would get more respect if they were cooking meth for Christmas cheer.

Hey! What happened to people’s FREE SPEECH when it comes to pranks? What are we, Nazi Germany?

Note: This is a sarcastic comment.

That reminds me of the Lemmy post with the unfinished living room and the turkey.

Edit: Found it

I would like to add people who don’t wipe down gym equipment after using it.

Fucking digesting animals.

Ralphie understands that you have to take skulls for the skull throne.

The Civilization Series has entered the chat

Bewitched cookie cause who’s not fucked our their mind on a bunch of drugs for Christmas.

“Why yes kids, I really love snow. That’s why I’m putting it up my nose.”

To be fair, the krumpin’ is the year end bonus to an Ork.

Those in the Executive Suites need their year end bonus.

Prices go up and stay up.

Gotta keep that existential dread at bay.

“Steven Segal is here to crack some backs in the Adjuster.”

90 minutes of pure Segal sitting in a chair to fight, cuts to body doubles doing all the physical work, and classic Segal “what the fuck” lines.

90s Steven Segal or current Steven Segal?

I always find it sad, when investing companies will have a promotions like “Invest $100,000 and get this amazing benefit.”

I don’t have a spare $100k to just to drop on investing.

Or “donate” money to political campaigns.