It was recently pointed out to me that when I tell my cat she’s been a bad cat - which I do every damned day - I’m actually using the “have you been a good boy” voice you’d use with your dog.

Figgy Wiggles immediately after nomming so hard she broke one of the plastic LED casings on the trees light

My dog is always a good boy. But let’s not pretend he’s never naughty.

Fuck off, fat man.

“I reject your system of judgement and do whatever the fuck I want.”

I spent all of last night asking my cat why she’s being bad. It’s probably a good sign that a 14 year old cat is so frisky, but she really didn’t need to do all of the things I hate on a night that I was in so much pain lol. Anyway, she’s still the bestest, goodest cat (even if my (very good girl) dog makes her look like an actual imp).

My cat would be showing santa his butthole

best comic i have seen in months

Happy Holidays!