He looks like Drake Bell got filled with Synthol

I’ll bet all my winnings that Vanna is pro cop.

Not plain, just basic. It’s in a lot of other flavors.

Those lil bits of fried clams hit too.

Grinching wouold be a nice new slang term.

Classiest Jeep Owner.

100%

And you know they’ll do the updates at the click of a button.

It had to be Obake no Q-taro.

I hope you have a specular Xmas too.

That’s not what the Grinch was about.

Would.

I think it’s kind of funny. I think it’s kind of sad. The dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had.

I love you.

Meow I no longer have to do math on here.

Fuck off, fat man.

This makes me want to throw up and break shit.

“Table or booth?”

“Yes.”

Really? I’m on vger and I just see a percentage

I do this. I write it down. I commit to a similar something cheap or free to see if I can stick with it.

Recently, I wanted to get back into playing the saxophone. I figured if I could update my knowledge on reading sheet music and play my wife’s keyboard I would know that i was serious. I didn’t do shit. Saved hundreds of dollars.

If you count getting mad at grammar/spelling, I wouldn’t last a minute.

I’m ready for the madness. I want it to wash over me and cleanse me from our perceived reality.