I prefer the Phinneas
Hang the fuck on - there he is!
Is this a bin laden joke?
saddam hussein
You already have a full-body piercing from your mouth to your butt, you just need to put something in it!
Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you’d have to lay em out end to end. That’s a great way to get pink eye.
Simple.
Just swallow a really long rope, then when it comes out the other end, have some people pull on both ends really hard.
I’m real sorry but if I had to visualize it so did you
That sounds like quitter talk to me
That would be correct if full meant half, good job!
We’re all just donuts. Run the connector mouth to butt with a really long flexible hose.
Put some balls on it so I can rotate it and give myself a niiiiiiice massage ifuknowhatimsayin’
Human singlepede
It’s even better than that. There’s a vsauce video that talks about what a hole really is and then abstracts the human body down to its holes. I think there’s like 7 iirc.
2 nipples,2 tear ducts4 holes in the eye near the tear ducts, 2 nostrils and your mouthEdit: correct holes lol
What about your anus and your urethra?
Anus is connected to the mouth. Urethra isn’t a through hole I don’t believe…could be wrong though.
Tear ducts are connected to the nostrils. I really don’t get what the criteria for “hole” is, here.
It’s the topology of the object. Essentially flatten the object into a 2 dimensional plane. Something like a mug or donut will have a hole in it after flattening, these items have 1 hole. Different objects flatten into a different number of holes. It’s really hard for me to parae anything more complicated than 1 hole with my head, but that’s essentially the process.
I do not recall the vsauce video explicitly, but this should be the logic they’re using. It gets waaay more difficult to parae on something like a human, with a bunch of different tracts and splits and shit.
Just watch the video
I want mine to come out the back so I can be carried like a handbag.
21st century Vlad Dracula
So he was just practicing for his full-body-piercing masterpiece.
Vlad Tepes likes this.
Thank goodness not another Saddam meme
Thanks for the idea
Well I’m not gonna waste a gem like that in the comments
(Aka don’t call my bluff, that’s not very polite! 😛)
Skill issue, search harder (/s btw:-P)
It’s a bit extreme, I just need one straight through my temples
Nah, temple to temple will suffice
What about the ‘Snoke’?
Just impale a steel rod laterally through the pelvis, like a foosball player.
You really only need to drill down until you reach the esophagus
More humane than what the US currently uses for the death penalty.
“So I said humans aren’t bilaterally symmetrical and some people really took offense to that.”
Not interested unless it includes 120mm armor piercing tungsten penetrator. Preferably NATO standard
