thisisbutaname

Finally I can have my anime waifu

What’s not upbeat about that situation?

They don’t get any epic music for the fight.

No no no, they get something Deadpool-esque, like Barbie Girl or Dragostea Din Tei.

And yes, I’m old, sue me. Let’s see what the Supreme Court has to say about that.

Is nobody gonna mention Breaking the Law? Seems quite fitting

Is Goku there to congratulate or fight them?

Who wrote this shit? Oh, it was me.

Debugging, the game where you’re not just the detective, but also the perpetrator and the victim.

No, that’s kinda what I meant

That’s it, I officially get my news mostly from memes

No, fuck Dave

Aye lads, we be Scottish now

How about some mayo?

Hair transplants and testosterone supplements are gender affirming healthcare

Aaaah, I love living in a capitalist hellscape

So that’s why it has holes

Well I didn’t mean to say that nutrition is the only factor, just one of them

Aren’t breasts mostly fat so they’re more affected by nutrition?

Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you

That’s a bit much, I’ll stick to the Rusty Trombone

Daily reminder that the X in Xitter is pronounced ‘Shi’ like in Chinese